The Blog Squad

Do you use voicemail, and if so, do you use Funny Voicemail Greetings?  Do you simply use the standard pre-recorded message that comes with your nice new digital answering machine or mobile equipment? If so, then no doubt you’ll be wondering why no one, of very few people, leaves you a massage after the tone. Well, it’s simple!  No one likes to leave messages unless they’re very important. But to be greeted by a soulless voice from an unknown person, and in a very formal manner, does nothing to make folks want to speak after the tone. In fact most won’t even bother to wait for the tone before they hang up. But this can all be changed and you could increase your messages by over 70% if only you take a bit of time out to record your own message. And you don’t have to be a teenager to add a little humour to your message either!  Statistics have shown that comical, personal, voice messages work even better than clear, polite messages, even if they are your own personal recordings. You can of course go shopping online for funny, formal, or philosophical recordings, and as good as some of these are, there is still nothing that compares to your very own recording.