Sorry about the age limits, I had to cut it off somewhere.
Girls, do you need a boy friend? Do you have a boy friend but want a new one? Want one that is better looking? Smarter?
Well take it from me you can pull them in when you put a rear spoiler on your car or pickup. Boys will run at you like a Big Mouth Bass after live bait.
You know what a spoiler is don’t you?
I thought you did. It’s that wing that mounts on the rear deck lid of you car or the tailgate of your pickup or just above the back door of you SUV.
Spoilers add instant “cool†or “rad†to any car or pickup. They are neat, they are trim and they are slick.
Adding a spoiler to your car can be done by girls…at least some girls. Installation instructions come in the box with it. When you provide the factory paint code, from the door jamb or your vehicle, it will be painted to exactly match your car. That’s a promise and a Guarantee. It is wrong for any reason you can get your money back or a replacement spoiler at no cost.
A warning though! It has been reported that when girls take off slow, the car I mean…when girls slowly accelerate Boys, who will start chasing you can hang on to your car by gripping the spoiler.
Some report that they have had as many as four Boys hanging on the spoiler, feet dangling in the wind as they sped along.
Spoilers, sans Boys, get better gas mileage. Spoilers also increase the value of a vehicle.
Well, even if you decide to keep the old boyfriend, he might shape up and act right when he sees all of the field that you have to pick from.
I have heard that the Jonas Brothers chase girls in cars with spoilers. I don’t know for sure but I have heard that they do.
Found that paint code yet?
So your married, eh? Is he listless, lustless and lame? Well this might just be the time to buy you a spoiler and fill that station wagon of yours with five or six single guys. Your old man will start combing his hair and shining his shoes and maybe even coming on to you.
And widows, when you put that spoiler on your Buick Roadmaster you will hear all kinds of cat calls like: “hubba-hubbaâ€, “you’re the cats pajamasâ€, “23 skidooâ€.
You will be the envy of everyone on your pew.